In continuation of my previous Redhead and Big Foot narrations, I told my mum that she really has to watch the plant that I gave her last week.
"Ma, you have to look after the plant well ok. Cos I bought for you and if the plant is dead, then I am dead as well. Haha."
"Choy choy! Touch wood! Don anyhow say things!"
She almost ended up slapping me in the face for saying that.
I love doing this to my mum, heh.