The French maid lingerie

I thought of another funny incident while in Bangkok last week.

I was in this store, aptly called Undercover, waiting for Cons and Ivy to finish trying their lovely bras. I was sitting in a corner, comfortably in an armchair, hating my breasts silently cos I wasn't able to fit inside any of the lovely bras. Sometimes I seriously hate my body, especially my breasts.

Anyway, the store was rather small, though it was very well furnished, dim lights with rows of underwear hanging all over the place. I was sitting under a row of sexy lingerie, those full body suits that ladies like to wear to tempt their men. They really looked lovely, lacy, naughty and colorful! Some of the suits came with lacy garter belts too! So exciting!

I got distracted.

And so I was sitting there, looking regrettably and lovingly at the lingerie all over the store. In walked this Singaporean couple. I had a feeling that they thought I was a Thai cos they did not seem to mind me there while talking rather intimately.. And thats where the fun starts. Heh.

The conversation goes something like the following.

Girl (rather loudly): "So dear, take your pick, which one would you like? Which one is nice?"

Guy (happily like a boy who had just entered a toy shop): "Hmm.. All of them look so pretty! Hoo..!"

They were looking at the higher rows of lingerie, those that are rather kinky and exciting. And I was just sitting directly underneath it.

Guy (excitedly point at the a piece hanging highest up at a corner): "That one! The French maid suit!"

Girl: "Har, that one ah? Only black and white, not very pretty leh. And so small too."

What followed was a series of pestering from the guy, trying to persuade his girlfriend to get the French maid lacy suit. They picked the piece off the shelf, they felt the fabric and more bantering between them followed. Girl, not really sure if she should get the piece, guy very adamant to get his girlfriend to wear the piece for him.

Then suddenly.

Girl: "Actually its very tight leh, I will be very uncomfortable after putting it on leh. See the belt so tight!"

Guy: "Aiyah, tight never mind lah! It will be off 10 minutes after you put it on lor!"

Girl looked at guy with crossed eyes while guy laughed away happily at his own joke.

In the end, Girl still did not want to get the French maid suit, much to the disappointment of her boyfriend. Poor guy exited from the store, walking slowly behind his girlfriend as they left the store.

Sigh, some girls are really quite boring!